Guy Poll...

"pdthedeuce" (pdthedeuce)
10/05/2013 at 12:14 • Filed to: Dilemma

...kinda . I saw this picture and a hypothetical question came to me. The Mercedes is yours. You walk outside and see this scene. What do you say ?

Hey, Baby...wanna wrestle ?

...or...

Have you lost your mind ? Get off my car !!! Those Daisy Dukes have rivets !!! You're scratching my car !!!

DISCUSSION (35)

RotaryLover > pdthedeuce
10/05/2013 at 12:15

GhostZ > pdthedeuce
10/05/2013 at 12:16

Ask if they plan to pay for any damage they do to the car.

If they say "yes", offer them a ride.

Burrito de EJ25 > pdthedeuce
10/05/2013 at 12:17

I don't know how I would react because the only thing any car is ever going to attract is dudes, which sucks because we need to get ladies into cars.

Any dads who don't try and push hot wheels on their little girls over dolls is a bad dad. A really bad dad. Gender roles are dumb.

PatBateman > pdthedeuce
10/05/2013 at 12:18

"Excuse me, but, uh... Could you move off of my car? Yeah, thanks."

*slyly checks hood for scratches

pdthedeuce > Burrito de EJ25
10/05/2013 at 12:19

well , I did say "hypothetical"...we can dream , can't we ?

pdthedeuce > PatBateman
10/05/2013 at 12:19

again...you suck...not really .

nobody > pdthedeuce
10/05/2013 at 12:20

Kinja'd!!!

B_dol > pdthedeuce
10/05/2013 at 12:24

Ask them if they want to hit the beach, tell em' to hop in. Boom, saturday day/evening plans taken care of

Goshen, formerly Darkcode > GhostZ
10/05/2013 at 12:24

If they say "no", do the same.

GhostZ > Burrito de EJ25
10/05/2013 at 12:24

It's even gotten to the point where any car, even a "chick magnet" car is seen as some threat. A lot of girls I know would prefer if a guy drove a luxury sedan, Camry (or worse, a pedal Bike) than anything with stylistic or sporting pretensions.

Those girls also have about the level of self-confidence as moss.

PatBateman > pdthedeuce
10/05/2013 at 12:25

It's all good. If it's any consolation, it's pretty damned warm out here. And humid.

And to top it all off, the trackside suite that I'm in doesn't have sour cream to go with their fajitas they're serving. What am I? A damned peasant?!?!?? Cheap skates.

*sips free Pinot Grigio.

pdthedeuce > PatBateman
10/05/2013 at 12:26

I actually laughed out loud !

GhostZ > nobody
10/05/2013 at 12:26

Kinja'd!!!

TurboSloth > pdthedeuce
10/05/2013 at 12:27

"oi, get the fuck off the car."

Then proceed to chase the photographer of this picture, and take his camera.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Goshen, formerly Darkcode
10/05/2013 at 12:30

If they say no, the ride has to be to a particular place...

By which, I of course mean the insurance company to get paid for the damages.

area man > pdthedeuce
10/05/2013 at 12:30

Who wants a ride?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > pdthedeuce
10/05/2013 at 12:31

Kinja'd!!!

Wanna go for a ride?

pdthedeuce > TurboSloth
10/05/2013 at 12:32

I see ... the Kanye technique .

Kinja'd!!!

dogisbadob > GhostZ
10/05/2013 at 12:34

Send them my way, because I drive a luxury sedan that's also a Camry!

dogisbadob > pdthedeuce
10/05/2013 at 12:36

I'd ask them if they like my car

Too bad we don't get the CLS wagon, then you can have fun with them in the back. Well I guess that's possible in the sedan too, just a bit more difficult.

PatBateman > B_dol
10/05/2013 at 12:38

"Dear Penthouse, yesterday started off as a crummy day, but ended up being awesome. It all started when two slutty-looking 20-something's scratched the hood of my car..."

Jayhawk Jake > pdthedeuce
10/05/2013 at 12:41

"Get Off My Car!" followed by "You're paying for any scratches"

m2m, apex detective > pdthedeuce
10/05/2013 at 12:57

If this was my Benz, I'd get rid of the minimized wheel gap ASAP. While I'd have no trouble with anyone being interested in my car, touching it is a bit of an offense in my opinion.

No idea what I'd say, though, as I'd likely be busy with a combination of gazing and trying to come up with something clever.